You liked this one ? You'll like The Students
Full title : The French, or portrait of the best man in the world.
A huge thanks to ~Void-Hamlet-Herself
who helped me to make this text readable to everyone, that was really nice from her
As a member of the French community for some years, I had time to study the French in every way he can be.
Here are my results of over 15 years of analysis:EDIT (Septtembre 18th, 2007):
After a year of "publication", this text has become one of my most viewed deviation, with more than 1,000 views (which is huge ! I never expected so much) but more, it's also my most commented deviation.
It's time for now to analyse the critism I have got.
I didn't count, but let say I have has many comments from France as I have from other countries.
Most comments from non french people are all the same, just read the first page and you'll get the general idea.
Now, the others.
I never felt that much hatred for any of my other deviations. And yet I am subversal and some of my movies were quite provocative/shocking, and I got to say I never had bad critism.
Let me show you :
"Wow, a n00b who has no life and who has dedicated his life to hate French people. -.- get a life dude" ~o0neoblack0o
May 19, 2007
I will accept this. It's ok, I totaly understand you can disagree with me. All comments begin this way. Then, I read some things (always the same one) which actualy shocked me :
"If there was a war right now, USA would probably be destroyed, Asiatic countries would unite with Europe and you would get owned." ~o0neoblack0o
May 19, 2007
"Je trouve amusant qu'un Américain (est-ce bien cela ?) trouve que les français sont gros." ~Maelvilian
Jun 8, 2007 (Which could be translated by "I think it's funny that an American think the french are fat") (actually I did a grammar mistake in his sentence...)
"we eat 10 times less that the Americans"... "( I like verry much England, and too America. But this text offends me! )" ~Lee-Nilvyfa
Aug 24, 2007
"After this, 11 september !" ~Dimentio
Sep 7, 2007
And more and more...
So, a thing which I noticed was that... they ALL thought I was American ! I'm so so sorry to see that the cliches about Americans are even worst in France than cliches about French in the US or wherever... That will be something to meditate on...
But finally, a comment made me smile, because a french guy showed he was smarter than the others :
"rofl never mind all I said, the whole arguments we had a little time ago.
When I went back this summer, almost all of my friends smoke, drank (while some were not even 13...), one did blowjobs, the other one was a chain smoker, girls on the street were emos, guys were fugly gays with their little stripped pink and white/black shirts and their gay scooters. France changed. A lot."
, Aug 6, 2007
That's all folks, be prepared for a second year !