I'd rather jerk off

Dedicated to my beloved hand

T-shirt design and valentine card, for your beloved one... or not.
Maybe you had several sexual experiences in your life. Conventional or unconventional, happy or unhappy, satisfying or, most likely, somehow unsatisfying.
And while you wouldn't say no to the occasional wet dark hole, sometimes, old habits come back.

Ô my dearest, you've been there since the beginning, never forsaken me and you'll always be here
Come close to me again, let me feel your warm hug once again,
Come in my nest and make me feel joy again

This is dedicated to every wankers in the world, every right or left hands, every single men and those who aren't, those happily in couple and those who, yes, sometimes miss the occasional ol' buddy.
Don't forget, your hand is never really that far.

T-shirt template by `madnessism.

_{I wish there were a mature content option for artist comments...}